The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. “We have a couple of rules in our relationship.If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.” -Socrates If you get a good wife, you will be happy. "Because I always say, if you're married for 50 years, and 10 of them are horrible, you're doing really good!" -Michelle Obama.
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” -Prince Philip.Because I got to marry you." -Chip Gaines “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” -Benjamin Franklin.“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” -H.Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” -Michelle Obama When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms.Burns so good! Preach!Įvery line is a pure gem.Brides / Mehroz Kapadia Funny Marriage Quotes from Public Figures Online classes be like 1.”Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” This has inspired me to always order whiskey. It was improv! Greatness achieved 2.”I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.” -Andy. “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.” -Andy. “Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.” -Ron. Don’t promise Ron food and then whip out grilled mushrooms, man! Perfect 6. I worry what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.'” -Ron. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. “What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butthole?” -Ron. Tammy one was his “blonde chicken,” IYKWIM. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.” - Ron. He is a-flushed with Caash! Jean-Ralphio is a mood 10. “I made money the old-fashioned way *SINGING* I got run over by a Lexus”- Jean-Ralphio.
Indeed Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?” -Ann. “One time my refrigerator stopped working I didn’t know what to do. “I know what I’m about, son.” That should be on every kid’s dorm room wall.
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“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.” -Ron. She is built different! Built Different 15. “I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented.” -Leslie. “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.” -Ron. Toast, popcorn, grapes *GASPS*…butter is my favorite food.” -Andy. “All my favorite foods have butter on them. Ahh, Leslie, thank god you’re married now. “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” -Leslie. I like to think it applies to life.” -Andy. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
“If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living.” - Ron, such an unexpected line from him. It lowers their enthusiasm” -Ron, putting every man to shame.
Some of the iconic lines uttered by the cast here has influenced many lives, believe it or not, so in the light of that, let’s count down to some of the most memorable quotes: 25. Parks and Recreation is an iconic show, loved by all generations, thanks to its characters and the words they either spoke because of the script or their wit.
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